Sent: February 28, 2010 8:19 PM
Subject: We Have Olympic Fever!
We've been watching so much Olympic coverage that our Olympic Fever is turning into an Olympic Rash. While I go to the store for more ointment, you can read the printer-friendly version or enjoy some (only marginally Olympic-related) bullet points:
- Jack: "Miss [REDACTED]'s class is like a long Billy May's commercial -- she yells the whole time."
- Jack screamed at Cate: "I DO NOT HAVE ANGER PROBLEMS!"
- Lisa: "Jack, please don't slide your lunchbox across the floor at me." Jack: "I'm curling."
- The dog chose to go unescorted to the park but ran back to me at top speed when she saw me with a leash. I never claimed she was a genius
- Cate tried to comfort me by saying she thinks a hockey silver medal is just as good as a gold medal. I question her logic but not her motives
- In the time it took me to take Cate to dance and return home, Jack had learned (with Grandma Irene's help) to multiply by 9s. Grandma Irene needs to come over more often
That's it for now!
Lisa and Greg
